December 20th: The Special K

It's hugely important to celebrate the little things. You finished a pizza in under ten minutes? Congratulations, have another. You drank a whole bottle of Bailey's? No, you shouldn't do that, don't have another one, stop. You watched every Tom Hanks movie in one sitting? Excellent! Probably shouldn't do that again, but good on you, eat some cake. There you go. 

I don't have a ritual for finishing a book, not yet. I reckon I need one because THIS BITCH IS SO FUCKIN CLOSE TO THE END OF HELL 80 SHE CAN TASTE THE TEARS.

I should buy a car, but I'm too poor. And I can't drive. 

I should buy a cat, but I have a cat, I have two, and they both hate me. 

I should go out, buy a bottle of absinthe and just drink it all. No, I really shouldn't.

Nope. Keep trying.

I am going to go watch Forrest Gump and cry for nine hours. 

sixty-six fucking words. 

forrest

run.