November 3rd: Commitment

A lot of people have told me that tattoos are the biggest commitment they can think of but I just can't agree. I have five and counting and I am the worst commitaphobe - I order two pizzas instead of one on the off chance I change my mind, I never have, but I do end up with two pizzas so it's really just a winning situation. Two pizzas and no money, the only way. 

I'd say the biggest commitment would be baking. It sounds rediculous and sad, I'm aware, but you can't unbake bread, or pizza or a calzone. So if you fuck that shit up all hells going to be a doughy mess. 

Maybe there are bigger commitments than baking, maybe voting or telling your partner they look fine when they don't, maybe they're grander in the scheme of things. 

What I'm trying to say is that I can't decide on what pizza to buy and I can't afford two. Help?