October 31st: Shakes

I have a theory. If you consume too much red meat, you get the shakes (crediting Book of Eli as my fully reliable source), if you consume too much vodka, same result.

The only natural conclusion is that vodka is liquid steak. 

But these shakes are killing me. I just want to curl up in a hole, beneath a very large doona maybe, and die. Instead I'm curled up vibrating like a sound wave.