December 11th: Thought

I think the best way to become a functioning alcoholic is to start as an arts student. 

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Working in a Carpark and a bar is fine until you try to ID drivers. 

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No, you're right. That big flashing FULL sign is just for decoration. 

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Is soup a food or a drink?

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Goal for this week: don't spend half of pay check on pizza. 

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On one hand I don't think I spend that much money on food, on the other I generally have no money and that's because of food. So really there is no right answer.

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Text tone is Kim Possible. 

Gets text.  

Guy beside me in Maccas asks: what's the sitch?

His mates laugh. 

The room laughs. 

I laugh. 

The room explodes. 

There are no survivors. 

That is the sitch.

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It bothers me that children are so short. 

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Count update: it has been 0 days since I've poured coffee on myself. 

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So like, I have no money, but should I order pizza?

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Ma'am, your dog is rediculous. 

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Bored Liv is one problem, bored Liv on payday is another issue entirely. 

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 So I checked and yes, Gravity is still a thing. 

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These have been my thoughts for the day.